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About Us

Health Neurotics is a plant-based food and beverage company specializing in premium caffeine-free brewed herbal functional beverages designed to promote herbal wellness powered by plants through thoughtfully selected botanical ingredients. 
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Grandma G's Herbal Tea was born from a personal health journey and inspired by the wisdom of family heritage. In 2010, I was diagnosed with pre-diabetes and struggled with recurring bouts of tonsillitis and chronic bronchitis. These health challenges became a turning point in my life and led me to search for a different approach to healing. During that journey, I discovered the alkaline vegan lifestyle and began learning how food and beverages could either support or undermine our health.
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As I transformed my lifestyle, I quickly realized how difficult it was to find beverages that aligned with my values. Most options on the market contained caffeine, refined cane sugar, artificial ingredients, or additives I no longer wanted to consume. Determined to create something better, I eliminated caffeine and sugar from my diet and began brewing herbal tea every day in my own kitchen.
As I experimented with herbs and botanicals, I found myself thinking of my grandmother, affectionately known as Grandma G, who was a passionate tea enthusiast. Her love of tea, hospitality, and natural wellness inspired me to continue exploring the power of herbs. Through every batch, I felt connected to the traditions and knowledge she had passed down.
One evening, I brewed a small batch of herbal tea and filled ten mason jars for a local vending event. To my surprise, I sold out almost immediately. In that moment, I realized that many others were looking for healthier beverage alternatives just as I had been.
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What started as a necessity for my own lifestyle soon became a business rooted in purpose. Grandma G's Herbal Tea was founded on the belief that food and beverages can be powerful tools for wellness. My personal journey showed me firsthand that intentional lifestyle changes can make a meaningful difference, and it inspired me to share that experience with others.
Today, Grandma G's Herbal Tea crafts freshly brewed, caffeine-free, cane sugar-free herbal beverages made with real herbs and real ingredients. Our mission is to heal, inspire, and honor our roots through herbal wellness powered by plants.
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Every bottle is a tribute to Grandma G's legacy and a reminder that healing, heritage, and wellness can come together in something as simple as a cup of tea.
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The owner, Thee Mad Scientist & Not Your Average Dope Dealer

Mission

To heal, inspire and honor our roots through herbal wellness powered by plants. We pride ourselves on using non-irradiated herbs, natural ingredients, whole foods, minimally processed ingredients and functional foods to deliver delicious food and beverage products.

Science is Health. Food is for Healing.

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Vision

To become a globally recognized plant-based wellness brand that transforms health through flavorful, functional, and naturally healing food and beverage products.

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Washington, DC USA

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